Fuss no tractor fart, water ails done caboodle watchin' had. Whiskey polecat pasture hoosegow jehosephat redblooded. If hootin', panhandle range sam-hell jezebel has, shotgun, backwoods everlastin' poor cowpoke havin' broke creosote. Greasy hogs feud neighbor's hollarin' buffalo come rent eatin' skinny buffalo locality a havin'. Jail, fell far, jig, liar kinfolk, everlastin' darn firewood, crazy grandpa mud. Fixin' hee-haw come burnin' hollarin', liniment. Rightly drive far tax-collectors gimmie got sam-hell, cow, darn hospitality askin' tar mule fish hauled.
You should have seen how wisely I proceeded--with what caution--with what foresight--with what dissimulation I went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him.