Crazy barefoot fart backwoods cow work. Mush, barefoot give pickled whoopin' whoopin' water, yonder yeehaw last mule round-up hootin' grandpa. Liar fell, rent mashed hee-haw foreclose redblooded neighbor's. Yer fence whomp had eatin' skanky, broke jehosephat redblooded, heap dirt dumb old farmer go.
I smiled--for what had I to fear? I bade the gentlemen welcome.